how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
