38 yer olds are good kisserssss
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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