There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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