It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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