yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Dick very happy bro
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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