Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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