no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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