So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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