i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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