watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Never underestimate the power of titties
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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