oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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