I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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