Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
