Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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