just tell him i said nine months
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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