Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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