So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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