I wanna bring you to show and tell
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
