maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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