we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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