I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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