Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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