Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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