Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
