stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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