I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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