Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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