Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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