I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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