Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
