Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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