His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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