I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Also, beer. Big fan.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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