What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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