He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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