let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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