Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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