fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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