I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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