1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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