then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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