he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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