so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
two words: eviction party
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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