we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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