dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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