smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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