you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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