seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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