Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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