We're like a lot better than the average bears
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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