i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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